pochemu sdelal lia umeraut?
moi ruki, otkluchene e vozdushnoi postavki.

Right, well it's come down to it.
It's the time to man up...to see what you can do, for Lia, to yourself.
She doesn't need you, of course...She doesn't want you. Perhaps? This is questionable. She doesn't need you, though, definitely.
So...How does she get rid of something she doesn't want? Well, I suppose I could take my life. Take it and seal it.

What can I do to take it? She could do it...I suppose. There are so many ways of causing a young Christian pain - I'll be in it already of course, it's that time in my life. It's as if my soul is agreeing with her. It's her ally. It wants me dead. I shouldn't ignore it, but I do. I feel sorry that I have to hurt myself, my only friend and ally, in order to do what she wants. But it has to be done.
One more dream...Then I'll be fine.
Let's think again, let's not get distracted.
What can I do for her?
Cut myself.
Strangle myself.
Twist myself.
Pull myself.
Stretch myself.
Crush myself.
Scratch myself.
Bite myself.
Force myself.
Punch myself.
Slap myself.
Kill myself.

Why is she closed? She wasn't always closed...but then, I am not special. Should I get drunk, or use drugs? Should I use medication to avoid this pain? Does she want to hurt me? I have sleeping pills...Should I send myself to sleep? Should I sleep with her? Should I rape the dream?
I am a holy man...Is rape a sin? Is it a sin to rape a Goddess? Surely that's something unholy. A man once told me if I wanted to get to Heaven, I had to fuck a saint. Is that true?
What if she doesn't like me? Cut my hands off.
What if she doesn't submit? Cut my hair off.
What if she ..? Cut my breath off.

It's fine. I'm fine. She will be fine. But, she'll be happier once this is through. I'm going to kill myself.
I'll touch her. Lick her. Sniff her. I'll feel her with every bit of my skin, on every bit of her skin. I want her. Would I have to kill myself for the eternal dream of having her? I hope not. I don't want to kill. But I might. She's nice. Is she nice in dreams? I'm told she is. I will never have her. She will be no-ones.

>>6

Thats fucking Plan B if ever I saw it! Never thought there'd be another Plan B fan on here...

Someone drugged the water.

Out of sight, out of mind
Out of touch, out of time
Out of sight, out of time
Out of touch, out of mind

>>11

Can't see me, but I'm here

what? you where the jap taking a photo of me? ;3

>>16

You doubt him?

I went and sat beside Lily, for want of something better to do. Until now she had been silent, and I wanted to talk to her. “May I be so bold as to ask who fathered all these children?” I asked, “Is Sam your husband?” She laughed; “No. He’s a perfect gentleman to me. “We have a free relationship, my children have many fathers, that’s not to say he isn’t capable though, far from it” she laughed again, grinning cheekily. “But why him?” I persisted; “He was defeated, he fell, he was banished here, he is the epitome of evil!” This made her look at me with a stern expression “Mind your words, young one. You and your friends were not invited here; you survive at his sympathy and good will, that you would do well to remember. Undefeated, he fell, he was not pushed.” With that, she went silent; Sam was returning.

Blaine is the truth. You have to watch Blaine all the time, Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth. I'm pretty sure that Blaine is dangerous, and that is the truth. What is black and white and red all over? A blushing zebra, and that is the truth. I can't go home again unless I find a stone a rose a door and that is the truth. Choo-choo, and that is the truth. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. I am afraid. That is the truth. Choo-choo.

The /lia/ns den.

>>2
Sure is unhealthy obsession in here.

>>3
You want some? We got obsession to spare.

>>4
Seems like it. But you can keep it, I'd have no use for it.

You're not from round here parts, eh? Well this sure ain't no drug induced hallucination, though there is much fear and loathing.

>>17

I know. I know...However, the creation of the Crackyhouse website as a whole should of prepared you for such an eventuality, if you have had the pleasure of browsing through it you'll know what I mean.

>>18
No, look, I'm comfortable with randomness and sick fuckery. Hell, I've had goatse for a desktop background for 6 months, and then Boxxy for another 3 (until I couldn't hit windows+D without hearing "Okay hai, so my name is Bawksi...")

So I'm cool with people detailing their necrosexual encounters with internet-famous underage girls. It's just that I can only look at sdfsdf so many times, y'know? And all this, without even a picture of the German professor. It ain't natural, man.

Offtopic, Necrosexual Encounters sounds like a kick-ass name for a death metal band.

In fact, I think I'll adopt that for a username. Yes.

I've got Stockholm syndrome;
I'm a hostage,
held by the one who abducted my soul.

>>1

I've packed my tent, I walk away,
Outside her house, another day,
I could not manage, and yet I'd rule,
That I'd last a week, outside her school.

i uze teh komputa too much

haha those crazy russians.

>>10
This guy ate Cirno as a snack.

Here maybe..?

>>4

Safer for who or what?

>>1

Yes but this is close by to you.

If you follow the river down from Croxdale into the city centre early in the morning, take note of the people you pass along the way.

As you draw nearer to the city the greetings you receive fade from a hearty good morning to a mere eyelid flicker.

Once you get past >>4 there's no point in smiling, just hunch your shoulders and scowl like everyone else.

A similar situation can be found in the parks of any major city between the hours of 4 and 6am.

>>7

Agreed.
>>9

Necrophi/lia/cs or Civil/lia/ns?

>>10
I'd say it's a toss up between necrophi/lia/cs and /lia/rs, then.
We should hold a vote.

>>11
After a brief consultation, I'm going to vote necrophi/lia/cs, even though it is more time-consuming to type.
We can all sacrifice a little time for Lia, right?

It was lia who said you can't spell necrophiliac without lia...

>>9
I support /lia/rs. And since I have what is possibly the most kick-ass handle on this board, my vote trumps all others.

>>12
My friend, you seem to be a little confused. Lia is not scene kid, infact she detests that whole clique in general.
Everyone has personality, if hers does not suit your taste, go elsewhere and stop trolling.

>>13
NAH BRAH
I'M FUKKEN HXC YA'LL NIGGAZ R JUST JELUZ OF MY PERFECTIONNNN

>>14 Just keep telling yourself that, maybe it'll come true.

>>13
YHBT

>>15
what? did everyone suddenly get all serious on crackyhouse or is someone PMTing? ;3

>>28
Haha. Just remember that 600 years ago that there was no other form of Christianity. But yes that is also what I meant.

>>29
This guy's correct.
Purgatory leads only to Heaven, but provides cleansing and catharsis, so tha the minor sins of a person are washed away, making them perfect. Major sins go to Hell however.

>>30 Hell in its current form was brought in so that the church could bring more people into control through fear.

>>31
Which is why we should abandon this pagan belief, and embrace the only true god -- the Flying Spaghetti Monster

>>32 Unlike the fake religions, The Flying Spaghetti Monster has allowed human eyes to sight its physical form.