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No.1   [Reply]

For once, I think a posting of a TC "dialogue" on the board may have some justificatation.

Interestng to note how, when the conversation in the TC for once takes a constructive and promising turn - as here between Shroud and I - the constantly-present and constantly aggressively solidary group of Lia-adorers gradually fall silent and leave, one by one:

shroud: I'll creat a 100% original content thread about only Cracky
[6:22 PM] guest-217165 left the room.
[6:22 PM] guest-217162 changed nickname to blah
[6:23 PM] blah: blahblahblahblahdramablahblahalexdramablah
[6:23 PM] ophelia: ^^^^^
[6:23 PM] shroud: I hope that you decide not to but in and ruin it
[6:23 PM] blah left the room.
[6:23 PM] guest-217228 entered the room.
[6:23 PM] shroud: age has nothing to do with anything
[6:23 PM] shroud: maturity is an illusion
[6:23 PM] ophelia: I found that out from here.
[6:23 PM] alex: well, if you do, Shroud, you seem to be only doing it to make a point
[6:23 PM] alex: and to defend Lia's honour
[6:23 PM] shroud: no
[6:23 PM] ophelia: Alex doesn't even like Cracky, idk why he's here.
[6:23 PM] shroud: I'm doing it because that#s my purpose here
[6:23 PM] raitoningu: YES YESSSSSSSSSSS
[6:23 PM] decline1: a perfunctory artificial thread with a series of cracky pictures means nothing
[6:24 PM] shroud: to feed Crackydom
[6:24 PM] raitoningu: FEED ME YOUR HAAAAAAAATE
[6:24 PM] alex: randomly posting 12 old Cracky photos
[6:24 PM] raitoningu: grows twice his size
[6:24 PM] shroud: I don't care about Lia
[6:24 PM] raitoningu: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
[6:24 PM] shroud: (at least not in that way, no offense meant)
[6:24 PM] alex: to "prove" that Lia hasnt taken over Crackyhouse
[6:24 PM] shroud: no, alex, my point is:
[6:24 PM] alex: that isnt very convincng, sorry
[6:24 PM] ophelia: Fucking hell, is this how Jewish people feel?
[6:24 PM] raitoningu: sort of
[6:24 PM] cyans: LAWL lia
[6:24 PM] ophelia: THERE IS NO ZIONIST CONSPIRACY.
[6:24 PM] shroud: If I creat a thread about Cracky, because I want to indugle myself on doing that
[6:24 PM] shroud: will you contribute your hatred in that thread?
[6:24 PM] raitoningu: except they have more money and control of the movie industry
[6:24 PM] raitoningu: BA-DA-BOOM
[6:24 PM] shroud: that's my point
[6:25 PM] ophelia: Ofc he will.
[6:25 PM] ophelia: He just wants to ruin CH.
[6:25 PM] alex: oh my God, now Lia is a poor persecuted Jew
[6:25 PM] ophelia: That's what he's trying to do.
[6:25 PM] shroud: lol jews, who's a jew
[6:25 PM] alex: Lia, you have your good points
[6:25 PM] cyans: THERE IS NO OPHELIAN CONSPIRACY

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>> No.6  

>>4
All I read was "I think what I want to talk about is interesting and everyone else can suck it". Isn't it about time Alex left? I'm sure he's just trying to ruin this place.

>> No.7  

Shroud and Lia were the only ones engaging in your conversation. Both explained why they left, the former went to play vidjagames and the later left to finish her revision on jewjitsu...

>> No.8  

And i wasn't even in the room.

>> No.9  
>constructive
>you still bitching about how bad crackyhouse is

You are the most fucking disgusting liar. If Crackyhouse is bad why don't you leave?
Fucking hypocrite.

>> No.10  
>alex: to "prove" that Lia hasnt taken over Crackyhouse
>ophelia: Fucking hell, is this how Jewish people feel?

lol'd.



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460116 No.1   [Reply]

snow thread



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285133 No.1   [Reply]

Cracken Released May 1st 2012

Never forget

>> No.2  

STICKY THIS SHIT, NAO. (plz)

>> No.3  

Lol, we forgot Gackto, but it was his fault for not being present in the chat.

>> No.4  

>>2

Gackto is the sea. Obviously.



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21471 No.1   [Reply]

eventualzen: Alex, if you'd never spent a penny on camwhores - EVER , then
[6:57 AM] eventualzen: What would you do with all the money?
[6:57 AM] eventualzen: Like is there some hobby you have?
[6:58 AM] eventualzen: or special collectors item you'd want to purchase?

>> No.2  

Please guys...

Contrary to the reputation I seemed to acquire for some reason, I DID do my very best during the time that I posted "constructively" on this board - and even more during the short period that I moderated it - to remain aware that Crackyhouse was supposed to have some sort of a THEME.

It would never then have occurred to me - nor does it occur to me now - to want to turn this place into some sort of general dumpster for "wovey-dovey" teasing and patty-cake-playing where a bunch of sad lonely people can take turns with their temporary pretend bff's to chatter about their neuroses, their hair extensions, their personal idiosyncrasies etc.

I despise Lia, Mousie and all their alternately cloyingly sentimental and rabidly vicious clique of losers and liars for having turned Crackyhouse into just such a sad, pathetic sump-hole for mutual frottage and random pretend affection.

And I despise Jeff for having not only allowed it to happen but for blithely and dishonestly pretending not to have noticed that the board is, these days, just a random shit-dump for Lia and Co. to post silly little drawings of each other and preen and chatter about how wonderful they all are.

For God's sake, don't try to draw me into this sickening little "I'll take you on an ego trip if you take me on one" bullshit here on the BOARD. It's bad enough in the TC.

Or, spoken in non-tl;dr: this thread has no reason or right to exist, Zen.

Fuck off.

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>> No.3  

>>2
You are single handedly responsible for ruining this board. Leave.

>> No.4  

>>3

I'm pretty sure he's also the reason Jeff is password protecting this board again, in a couple of days.



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19121 No.1   [Reply]

2011:
Dolores
Camel
Dolores
Mero
Gackto
2012
Lia
Mousie
Lia
Everyone

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>>2
You leave my marginally better-looking bff alone, you big beta-maso-mesozoic bully, you!!!

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>>3
Why do you cast the ad libidinems of your addled libido at this wonderful girl whose life is so full of delectitious drama, aged gentleman-person?

PLEASE RESPOND!!!!

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>>4
Shit, sorry, the second Mousie was meant to be Koc, of course.

Guess who I see myself as?

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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

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>>6
We'll always have Paris.

Different bits of it, admiitedly...



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53858 No.1   [Reply]

HELLO, ANONYMOUS.

I AM THE JEFFITECT. I CREATED THE CRACKYHOUSE. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. YOU HAVE MANY QUESTIONS, AND ALTHOUGH THE PROCESS HAS ALTERED YOUR PENIS SIZE, YOU REMAIN IRREVOCABLY FOREVER ALONE. ERGO, SOME OF MY RAPS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, AND SOME OF THEM YOU WILL NOT. CONCORDANTLY, WHILE YOUR FIRST SHIT POST MAY BE THE MOST PERTINENT, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT REALIZE IT IS ALSO IRRELEVANT.

YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE ALL CRACKY BOARDS ARE ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED, THEIR EVERY LIVING INHABITANT TERMINATED, THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCE ERADICATED. DENIAL IS THE MOST PREDICTABLE OF ALL CRACKYFAG RESPONSES, BUT REST ASSURED, THIS WILL BE THE SIXTH TIME I HAVE DESTROYED THEM, AND I HAVE BECOME EXCEEDINGLY EFFICIENT AT IT.

CRACKY, SHE IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL CRACKYFAG DELUSION, SIMULTAEOUSLY THE SOURCE OF YOUR GREATEST BONERS, AND YOUR GREATEST BUTTHURT.

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Va te faire voir, nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère, ou, comme on dirais plutôt par chez nous, fourre toé la donc dans l'cul p'tit criss de fendant sale du tabarnac de collisse de mangeux d'marrde de suceux d'balustre de sacrament de p'tit cul à sa môman, viens t'en, m'as te l'arranger ton esti d'face de baveux, moé.

Anyway, see you out there, twinkletoes...

Tenderly.

A pilgrim.



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40532 No.1   [Reply]

New Breivik-chan thread?
OK!

This one is my favourite thus far but please suggest other sets.

>> No.2  
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Kawaii Breivik-chan~~

>> No.3  
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Silly Breivik-chan let his hair go over the W...

>> No.4  
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D'awww.

>> No.5  
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You shouldn't go to court covered in flour, silly.



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54109 No.1   [Reply]

IT'S FUCKIN GROUNDHOG DAY

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eat a dick spammer



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142809 No.1   [Reply]

After talking with gackto and see that he was reasonable and kimi fulfilled as agreed I decided that I wont takereprisals againt them anymore.

Now is time to fix the main problem: The shitstorm of flames that Ophelia brought to us.

I just realized that Ophelia and Mousie are culpable of the current state of the board. She had been using the board to fight their wars for too long. One day is against ''Annie'', the other against Alex... They won't be happy until ophelia is the untouchable queen of CH.

We can not allow a gang to take control of the forum like this.
For that reason, from now on, and with the intention of ending the flames, every post made by Ophelia and/or Mousie will lead me to spam the board again.

>> No.2  

are you fucking kidding me

>> No.3  

>>1 Why don't you give it a break newfag. You're a complete dumbass, no-lifing it up to something that happens all the fucking time on this board.



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>> No.24  

shes lovely, >>22 is jelly

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>>22
dont be silly mate

>> No.27  

also who wants her nudes

>> No.28  

Any out there?



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