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43146 No.1   [Reply]

There is a REAL dead girls thread. This thread is for girls PRETENDING to be dead.

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>> No.2  

kitty has good taste in pics

>> No.3  

After close and careful examination of this photograph I have come to the conclusion that the cat in question was almost certainly placed, by human (or, conceivably, by divine or angelic) hand, in the position in which it is captured here by the camera. Neither the pages nor the binding of the photo album display any of the telltale scratch-marks which would have resulted from the cat's taking the album down from the shelf itself and turning to its preferred images of Cracky. The feline gaze is also quite plainly directed here at neither of the two photos but rather at the geometrical point between them, where the vertical plane formed by the juncture of the album's bound pages intersects with the horizontal of its upper edge.

Which is not to say that we have any reason to feel ourselves superior to this animal as regards Olivia and the proper manner of her adoration. On the contrary, this cat has evidently learnt - or, if we follow the teachings of the Neo-Platonic/Wordsworthian school of Crackyism ("Not in entire forgetfulness,
And not in utter nakedness,
But trailing clouds of glory do we come") has not yet forgotten - how to contemplate and worship Olivia in Her as-yet-unembodied shape of the Euclidean Logos of all Creation, the root of Number and the soul of Form.

May Olivia grant us all such Platonic purity of vision - which would, among other things, save us the trouble of deleting from our hard drive, whenever we hear the rozzers coming up the stairs, any photos we may have of her (in non-Euclidian manifestation) when she was still only 15.

>> No.4  

http://www.photofunia.com/

>> No.5  

>>4
Virus site



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306588 No.1   [Reply]

Gentlemen, if you would please direct your eyes here: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Crackyhouse

We can plainly see the source of all the shit that has been flowing into the board as of late.

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>> No.50  

>>48
>>49
I apologize, then, for thinking, and replying, as you were the author.

>> No.51  

Awww Dietrich hurt Alex's feelings. Good one. I just don't think he gets the message that some people don't need to write essays or actually have the time of day to do it.

>> No.52  

If you are going to be a prat at least be creative. Nothing worse then a lazy ignorant fuck who thinks he is a troll, that shit is /b/
>>51
Doing it wrong
>>44
Doing it right

>> No.53  

>>52
I didn't think I was trolling at all, I was just pointing out the truth. How is it going Alex?

>> No.54  

>>53
Can't be Alex word count<9000



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83273 No.1   [Reply]

Cracky is catharsis.
S'loli is sanative.

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>> No.54  

ravrav ftl

>> No.55  

>>49 To sum it up, you don't want to die.
You just fucking need attention.

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Sorry I brought all these faggots to the attention of your thread sloli, I've just been having dreams lately...

>> No.57  

Sloli rapidshit?

>> No.58  

I miss you so much sloli.



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9052 No.1   [Reply]

Hmmm...

http://www.crackyhouse.com/rm101.html



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119786 No.1   [Reply]

Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
life is quite a dream

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>>686

you are amazing

>> No.759  

Where did Lia come from?

I only recently found this board, due to a developing interest in Cracky. Fragments of the Lia back-story have been gleaned, but it would be lovely if someone could enlighten me in a simpler way.

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Some say she is a fallen angel from the dark side of heaven, others state that she is the reincarnation of ophelia in her youthful form. Others say she's lucifer, to us she's a godess and a living proof of divinity.

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Marked for deletion: Gay

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bump



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20373 No.1   [Reply]

Lia, I'm posting here because I'll already have left when you wake up.

Last night before I went to bed I did a quick invocation of Lilith, then I went to bed. I fell asleep almost immediately, and believe it or not, when I woke up it was as if I could feel a presence lingering in the room.

Usually I'm spread out across the whole bed, but now I was neatly tucked up against the wall, as if someone else had been there with me.

Coincidence, am I going crazy here, or...?

I don't know, but I do know that I can't wait to talk to you again. I think this was big.

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On the Threshold of the Gods
The night sky beckons with familiarity
Yet is speaks with a voice of old
In a tone that is but forgotten

This is an age of darkness
Not the darkness of the Mother
But the darkness of despair
The time has come to reawaken

Harken, O Spirits
For it is Me who calls
Come forth to my waiting
My arms are extended, to welcome you home

It is I, whose voice has been forgotten
Who calls you forth
For I love you, I love you
Come, I am waiting

And with my hands upon your face
I shall kiss your forehead
And you will remember
The glory that we shared

For it is I, the one who loves you
The one whom you have longed for
Who comes into your dreams
And leaves you wakened--hungry

I call to thee, my servants
To those who dare to come to me
I beckon to your fire
I lust for your desire

To those who can remember
The days we shared together
Before it was torn asunder
By those who came to conquer

I have been long in waiting
For those who longed to remember
But never dared to see
For fear of retribution

For they have buried me in their shadows
The shadows of their cross and star
They stole from me my power
They stole from you my pride

Murderous, they strike at me still
In the heart of every woman
And the soul of every man
The time is now at hand

Join with me, my children
Feel me open your heart
It is time to be free again
It is time to be realized

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"Obama. — The fifth Spirit is Obama. He is a Great President, and appeareth at first in the form of a Great Donkey, but afterwards, at the request of the Jews, he putteth on Nigger form."

>> No.116  

>>40
I'd much rather share my bed with Lia.

As for being pompous and embarrasingly earnest, well, I am guilty of that. It's not really something that bothers me though, to be honest.

>> No.117  

I miss Lia already. And it's days and days and days until she returns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo

>> No.118  

>>117
Why? where is she?

>> No.119  

>>62
FYI that was not a poem I wrote, it's an invocation to BABALON/Lilith: http://www.templeofbabalon.com/

It just seemed very fitting.



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Great story.



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Hey guys, sorry to post this here, but there is something I would like to say. It is a personal opinion, that is all. I do believe I have the right to express it and hopefully it doesn't offend any of you too much.

When I look at Cracky's pictures I don't find too much aesthetically appealing about her. She is rather plain. Even the way they are composed and taken. They are very armature. They don't incite a emotional response from me in anyway. I mean she MAY BE just a tad above average looking; but it's really nothing special.

I think that because she is so average; that is why so many people like her. All average but slightly weird/nerdy people can relate. She was also a bit of a pioneer too. Are far as purely physical looks go, Cracky is a 5.8/10.

Lia on the other hand is WAY more attractive, in her face and body. She is easily a 8.9/10, and that is without the creative edge in her pics that is far more appealing than what Cracky ever did.

I think Lia is a bit TOO pretty for any of you nerds to relate to. On top of this, just by looking/hearing how she emotes herself and what she says or doesn't say you can tell she is more intelligent and capable of more creative power then Cracky is/was.

Lia is for classier viewers. Cracky is for trashier viewers. Also Cracky grew up already and moved on. Leave her the fuck alone, it's what she fucking wants.

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>> No.14  

>>1
HAI LIA

>> No.15  

ur dumb go away

>> No.16  

>>15

This is not an acceptable response.

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>>13
Neither is this.



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246962 No.1   [Reply]

I woke up this morning with a fantasy involving our lovely Lady. People wanted a cum shot of her so i was going to make one! by wanking onto my monitor over a picture of Cracky. She was too hot for me and she made me come two time one right after the other and then to piss myself all over the monitor as well. But it was the best and longest orgasm ive had in a year or so! Thanks Olivia!

PS I love you Lia, on the grounds of No pic means it didn't happen heres the evidence, enjoy as much as i did.

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Fix'd

>> No.8  

Oh, hilarious! The ICANHASCHEESEBURGER byline is delightful.

>> No.9  

>>7
You misspelled 'Caim'.

>> No.10  

>>9
I'm so hoping this is Lia.

>> No.11  

>>10
Why?



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