<cirkit_> Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today I made history. The reason is because I am no longer employed since I called the CEO of my ex-company a nigger. Yes, a nigger. Now I can always fap to OliVIa and Livvie whenever I please.
<Rentun> kk, I'm gonna go to bed
<buck> but it's totally badass because it used to be an observation post during WWII
<Rentun> try to reset sleep schedule
<Gackto> Hahaha, Cirkit.
<cirkit_> HE WAS A NIGGER.
<Gackto> What were the circumstances of you calling him a nigger?
<cirkit_> I couldn't see myself working for Blackie, want money like Spike Lee.
<cirkit_> Gackto: Sadly I was prohibited from having pictures of Olivia as my computer's background.
<Rentun> okay
<Rentun> I'm staying up for this
<Gackto> Bastards.
<Rentun> please, explain
<cirkit_> Some of which were to "explicit" for company equipment.
<Rentun> what was his reaction?
<cirkit_> Such images of Olivia which contained blood from her face.
<cirkit_> The niggers reaction was, "please change your desktop background and come to my office".
<Rentun> no, I mean when you called him a nigger
<Rentun> also, what did you do?
<cirkit_> The niggers hacked my desktop with remote desktop!
<cirkit_> THIS IS HOW THEY SAW THE BACKGROUND!
<Gackto> Damn.
<Rentun> so how did the convo go?
<cirkit_> Since this nigger did not approve of Olivia's beautiful images, I told him this is bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger.
<cirkit_> It was interesting.
<Rentun> hahahh
<Rentun> was that a quote?
<Gackto> Excellent.
<cirkit_> "These images do not contain nudity therefore I have the right to have these on my work computer's hard drive as they do not violate the company's policy."
<cirkit_> He said a few things to go against my words.
<cirkit_> Then I said.
<cirkit_> "Well I don't agree with any of this garbage. It's all fucking absurd bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger"
<cirkit_> At that point he almost choked.
<Rentun> ahahaha
<Gackto> Hahahahahaha
<Gackto> FUCKING AMAZING
<cirkit_> Said congratulations you are not unemployed.
<cirkit_> Hit the plant off his desk and got escorted out by security.
<Rentun> ahahahahahahahaha
<Rentun> duuude
<Rentun> that's fucking ace
<cirkit_> I was yelling cracky chants as I got escorted out the main building.
<Gackto> Holy shit.
<Rentun> what did you do for a living?
<Gackto> Cirkit, this is one of the best stories I've ever heard.
<cirkit_> I worked in a data center.
<Rentun> yeah, that's fucking badass
<cirkit_> Gackto: Now I am unemployed.
<cirkit_> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<Rentun> was it a hard job to get?
<cirkit_> Not really.
<cirkit_> But I'd imagine now it will be.
<Rentun> that's good
<Rentun> lol
<Rentun> just don't put them as a reference
<cirkit_> All I did was call him a nigger.
<cirkit_> Not like I threatened him.
<buck> filing for unemployment does fuck with your credit though
<buck> I suggest selling drugs
<Gackto> Ahh, such a wonderful story.
<cirkit_> "Well I don't agree with any of this garbage. It's all fucking absurd bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger"
<cirkit_> I enjoyed saying that.
<Gackto> Would you mind if I archived it on Crackyhouse or #/r/'s tumblr, Cirkit?
<cirkit_> As it came from the heart.
<cirkit_> Nah, Gackto. Go ahead.
<Gackto> Excellent.
<cirkit_> My mind ain't right I got personal issues bout to drop yo family off some boxes of tissues.
<Rentun> wtf is bernie mac supposed to do in the bernie mac show?
<Gackto> With unemployment, your mind will have more time to be occupied with murderous thoughts.
<Gackto> : )))))))))))))
<cirkit_> Gackto: True.
<cirkit_> Lmfao.
<cirkit_> I needz a job nigga!
<cirkit_> Yeah.
<cirkit_> THEY DESCRIMATED AGAINST CRACKY AND I JUST COULDN'T ALLOW THAT.
<cirkit_> Discriminated *
<cirkit_> NIGGERS!
<cirkit_> VI IS LIVE.
<cirkit_> VI IS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
<Gackto> Oh snap.
<Gackto> SEE YOU ARE BEING REWARDED
<Gackto> FOR DEFENDING OLIVIA'S HONOR
<cirkit_> YESSSSS.
<cirkit_> FUCK YES.
<cirkit_> THIS IS A MIRACLE.
<Rentun> Stalwart warrior of light
<lord_niax> lol
