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/r/ the rap/poem about lia and diarrhea that was spammed on wish

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I HAD DIARRHEA
AFTER I SAID DIE TO LIA
SHE TRIED TO SCREAM BUT
I JUST TIED AND KIND OF BEAT HER
UNTIL I GOT TIRED AND RECLINED IN MY SEAT SOME
ASKED HER TO GIVE ME ONE GOOD LINE OR REASON
OF WHY I SHOULDN'T SLIT HER THROAT WITH THIS KNIFE AND SHOOT HER WITH THIS 9 MILIMETA
SHE SAID THAT SHE'D BE THE ONE KILLIN ME... DUMB
SHE STILL CAN'T SEE... THE
FIRE IN MY EYES
FIENDIN FOR HER BLOOD LIKE A VAMPIRE IN THE NIGHT
TO KILL HER IS MY DESIRE AND MY PLIGHT
CUTTING HIGHER AND HIGHER WITH EACH SLICE
TAKE SOME WIRE AND BIND HER, SO SHE'S TIGHT
I BURN HER WITH FIRE, THE SITUATION IS DIRE SO SHE BITES
I LOOK INTO HER FLESHY FACE
I THINK ABOUT HOW GREAT OF A MESS IT'D MAKE
IF I TOOK THE FRESHEST BLADES AND STARTED TO CUT DEEP INTO HER NECK AND BREAK HER FUCKIN NOSE, I'D ORGASM YELL YES I CAME
BUT I START TO HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS, WHAT THE... NO... WELL LET'S JUST SAY...
THE FLOOR'S SPATTERED WITH BLOOD, WEAPONS, I'M GUESSIN I THINK THAT I HAVE A BADDER WAY TO EJACULATE,
TEAM UP, AND GO KIDNAP AND PLAY WITH A FUCKIN GIRL IN EUROPE, HIJACK A TOUR BUS, SOUNDS GOOD, LET'S PACK TODAY.
I FANTASIZE ABOUT WATCHING HER BLADDER SPRAY
I BET SHE HAD IT COMING THOUGH, DOESN'T IT MAKE THAT OK?
ON THE RUN FROM THE POLICE, "THEY WENT THAT A-WAY"
ONLY KILLED 5 GIRLS, PLEASE, IT'S ALMOST SAD TO SAY
I WANT A PILE OF BODIES OF STYLISH HOTTIES NO TIME TO BE SPOTTY
POLICE CAN'T FIND US, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA GET OFF FREE
WE GO BACK TO THE UNITED KINGDOM
BAGS OF BODY PARTS, WELL, WE TRIED TO BRING SOME
BUT CUSTOMS TOOK ONE LOOK AND WAS LIKE THE FUCK
WE SAID IT JUST WAS PIG PARTS, AND ANIMALS
"THEY'RE PRETTY BIG HEARTS, ARE YOU CANNIBALS?"
WE GOT THIS FAR, AND SAID CAN WE GO? THEY SAID FINE AND WE WERE BACK HOME IN ENGLAND LIKE DAMN, WE BOLD.
A FEW YEARS GO BY
THE FEARS SUBSIDE
VICTIM'S FAMILIES HAD MANY TEARS THEY CRIED
I WOKE UP ONE MORNING, LOOKED AT LIA, HER HAIR LOOKED BEAUTIFUL TO ME, JUST TANGLED IN A MESS
FOR SOME REASON, I DECIDED RIGHT THERE TO STRANGLE HER TO DEATH
YEAH, I'M A LITTLE BIT MANGLED IN THE HEAD
BUT I KILLED MYSELF, TOO, TWO BODIES DANGLED IN THE BED

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>> No.14  

catharsis.



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Wal-Mart Kodak Picture Kiosk.

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>> No.39  

now you can never have people over ;_;

>> No.40  

>>39

>Implying OP ever had the possibility of having people willingly enter his home to spend time with him

OH U

>> No.41  

>>20
I still fap to everyday

>> No.42  

>>27
I know it is son, but maybe you will get over the heartbreak one day and find a girl who will be able to tolerate you crippling birth defect.

>> No.43  

>>42

Will I find a girl who will accept my crippling birth defect: being FUGLY?



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Hey Jeff!

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Hey, been a while. What have you been up to? How are you doing?

>> No.3  

Chilling in Asia last week or so. Culture shock is a wonderful thing. I can't remember the last time I was shocked or amused or just interested in the whole bloody, crying, shitting mess that is life. You can do anything here, it is exquiset.



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http://sharebee.com/b19efa5c

Enter : Rav Rav Jr.
AKA Kelsey
AKA Kline

She looks like a fusion between Rav Rav and Cracky. Perhaps even Rav Rav, Cracky and Faux.

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>> No.52  

She's really pretty. Too bad she is a camwhore.

>> No.53  

>>52
lolwut. Ah, I loved her old hair. ;_;

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>> No.55  

BUMB
because i rather see a live cute girl than a dead girl.



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>> No.2  

this reminds me of Ariel Rebel.

>> No.3  

supa kawaii

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it IS Ariel Rebel

Also lol@ nuking living nekkid girls from the board.



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You fall in love You lose
no really you lose

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>> No.17  

>>15
no, guess again?:P

>> No.18  

>>9
10 along 5 down please.

>> No.19  

>>9
What are the blanked out pictures of, Mister?

>> No.20  

>>13
Wisdom.

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>>6
here



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Go on a stab-spree on the
Back, front, side-to-side of Cracky's body
This is some lust
She's shaking now.
A second ago she was probably thinkin about making out.
Now she's crying bad, dying gasps, I just laugh.
She tried to grab the knife from me but I pried it back.
Too much pride to have this bride of crack be fightin back.
The blade is sliding fast to her thighs and snatch.
It slices past, the flesh and makes the nicest gash.
Her blood turns to ice, she's had, her body goes into shock startin, my cock hardens, precum starts to rise in fact.
be dead soon, yes, true, it's time to act.
This post-mortem crime attack.
I open up my pants, reach for the coldness of her hands.
I don't feel a pulse, she must be dead,
I kneel and hold up her head.
Put my dick in her mouth, as her eyes stare,
This is about her worst nightmare.
You think I care?
Her epicanthally folded eyes watch,
And it's great
It's epic and it seems, she's not cold, as my cock
Penetrates
The phone rings, and I'm like can't it wait?
It's her best friend.
I'm stressed then and in a panicked state
She says she's sorry and coming over soon, she got stranded late.
I say I'm also a friend so come over as I planned to stay.
I hang up and the planet shakes.
How lucky am I, a two-for-one, I can barely stand ok.
10 minutes pass, I hide Olivia's carcass
And clean up all the shit on the carpet
Gotta make sure nothin will prevent me from hittin my target
This is catharsis
The doorbell rings
This whore's hell begins
Bring in the darkness
I grab a boxcutter and feel my cock flutter
I've just got ta cut her
Slides through her skin like I was choppin butter
Her breathing stops and stutters
I'm takin pictures, you hear the pop of the shutter
She drops and she utters:
“Why me... why me…”
It's highly unlikely
You could comprehend
I just might be
A psycho
It's not all pretend
She starts to die slow
My sexual energy spikes, oh
This is the best you know, it's esctacy, I might blow
Two beautiful dead bodies next to me, it's almost frightful
After hours of sex, feelin like I was on some powerful x
I place flowers right next
To the body formerly known as Olivia Lane
After all is said and done, I'm thinkin this is mundane
Sick of this game
This isn't fixin my pain
I stick my dick in her taint
Grab a gun,
While I'm havin fun
Put it to my head, this is what I have to make...
Shoot myself dead, right as I ejaculate
I came, it gushed
Hard forever inside Olivia
With Angel's Lust
I didn't have to hate
But it's a tragic case
Of bein in the same old rut
Olivia, for us, there was only death it seems
Right from the beginning, this was destiny.
~Gackto

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>> No.2  

I'm speechless
Is this a new song?

>> No.3  

Jeff you are a gentleman and a scholar.

>> No.4  

>>1

WHY DO YOU SAY THESE THINGS

>> No.5  

>>1

I recommend lobotomy, electroconvulsive therapy and a lot of buttrape in the ward.

>> No.6  

your songs get to me every time :3



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