Olivia's likeness is known to entice and attract.
This is why redheads are special.
This is why British girls are known to have that unique something.
Those redheads or British girls with epicanthal folds. What the fuck is their deal. Why the fuck do people know about this shit. I never knew about this shit.
Good [time of day], my fellow Crackolites,
I humbly come to you with a request, one that I'm certains you can deliver.
I most abjectly request all the delicious pasta you have, for my collection only contains the "Nobody stops loving Cracky" bit, and the blasphemous "She's so fucking cute and sweet" heresy.
I thank you in advance.