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774412 No.1   [Reply]

I'll just leave this here....

You might like it



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212840 No.1   [Reply]

Cracky is catharsis.

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Vintage image. Recently rediscovered.



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZgCs0YoF4M

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>>3
She would look good dead



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15085 No.1   [Reply]

Well guys, I was informed that my degree is complete a few hours ago.

I used to Livejournal. I used to have a MySpace and a Twitter. I haven't used either in almost a year so this is what constitutes an online "announcement" for me.

Yay me.

My gift registry:

-Hart Marx Suit in size 46L
-Age friendly wines (reds are best)
-5 minutes with Olivia in person
-Knowledge and Conversation of my Holy Guardian Angel

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I want 5 minutes with Olivia's dead body in person. Besides that, thumbs up.

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Earlier today I reached a "moving forward" kind of moment with my psychologist. She asked what I wanted to discuss next. It seemed like a good time to mention the Cracky thing...

I stammered a bit. I started three or four sentences that I let die in my mouth. The words just wouldn't come. What does one say about this to an outsider?

After several minutes of trying to get my thoughts together I gave up. I'll never forget her befuddled expression. "We'll have to come back to that one. It's complicated." It obviously didn't escape her notice that I was trembling a bit with nervous energy, to the point of having to stand up and walk around a bit. This is a great departure from my normal calm and collected army/sales tempered demeanor.

What does one say? How does one explain?

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>>3
You don't, unless you want them to take you away from Her.



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842063 No.1   [Reply]

It's menstrual blood time.

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I'm not a hematophile, but this is pretty hot.



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28546 No.1   [Reply]

not in any particular order

http://www.blogtv.com/people/SheWhoIsStoned

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<cirkit_> Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today I made history. The reason is because I am no longer employed since I called the CEO of my ex-company a nigger. Yes, a nigger. Now I can always fap to OliVIa and Livvie whenever I please.
<Rentun> kk, I'm gonna go to bed
<buck> but it's totally badass because it used to be an observation post during WWII
<Rentun> try to reset sleep schedule
<Gackto> Hahaha, Cirkit.
<cirkit_> HE WAS A NIGGER.
<Gackto> What were the circumstances of you calling him a nigger?
<cirkit_> I couldn't see myself working for Blackie, want money like Spike Lee.
<cirkit_> Gackto: Sadly I was prohibited from having pictures of Olivia as my computer's background.
<Rentun> okay
<Rentun> I'm staying up for this
<Gackto> Bastards.
<Rentun> please, explain
<cirkit_> Some of which were to "explicit" for company equipment.
<Rentun> what was his reaction?
<cirkit_> Such images of Olivia which contained blood from her face.
<cirkit_> The niggers reaction was, "please change your desktop background and come to my office".
<Rentun> no, I mean when you called him a nigger
<Rentun> also, what did you do?
<cirkit_> The niggers hacked my desktop with remote desktop!
<cirkit_> THIS IS HOW THEY SAW THE BACKGROUND!
<Gackto> Damn.
<Rentun> so how did the convo go?
<cirkit_> Since this nigger did not approve of Olivia's beautiful images, I told him this is bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger.
<cirkit_> It was interesting.
<Rentun> hahahh
<Rentun> was that a quote?
<Gackto> Excellent.
<cirkit_> "These images do not contain nudity therefore I have the right to have these on my work computer's hard drive as they do not violate the company's policy."
<cirkit_> He said a few things to go against my words.
<cirkit_> Then I said.
<cirkit_> "Well I don't agree with any of this garbage. It's all fucking absurd bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger"
<cirkit_> At that point he almost choked.
<Rentun> ahahaha
<Gackto> Hahahahahaha
<Gackto> FUCKING AMAZING
<cirkit_> Said congratulations you are not unemployed.
<cirkit_> Hit the plant off his desk and got escorted out by security.
<Rentun> ahahahahahahahaha
<Rentun> duuude
<Rentun> that's fucking ace
<cirkit_> I was yelling cracky chants as I got escorted out the main building.
<Gackto> Holy shit.
<Rentun> what did you do for a living?
<Gackto> Cirkit, this is one of the best stories I've ever heard.
<cirkit_> I worked in a data center.
<Rentun> yeah, that's fucking badass
<cirkit_> Gackto: Now I am unemployed.
<cirkit_> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<Rentun> was it a hard job to get?
<cirkit_> Not really.
<cirkit_> But I'd imagine now it will be.
<Rentun> that's good
<Rentun> lol
<Rentun> just don't put them as a reference
<cirkit_> All I did was call him a nigger.
<cirkit_> Not like I threatened him.
<buck> filing for unemployment does fuck with your credit though
<buck> I suggest selling drugs
<Gackto> Ahh, such a wonderful story.
<cirkit_> "Well I don't agree with any of this garbage. It's all fucking absurd bullshit you stupid ape shit nigger"
<cirkit_> I enjoyed saying that.
<Gackto> Would you mind if I archived it on Crackyhouse or #/r/'s tumblr, Cirkit?
<cirkit_> As it came from the heart.
<cirkit_> Nah, Gackto. Go ahead.
<Gackto> Excellent.
<cirkit_> My mind ain't right I got personal issues bout to drop yo family off some boxes of tissues.
<Rentun> wtf is bernie mac supposed to do in the bernie mac show?
<Gackto> With unemployment, your mind will have more time to be occupied with murderous thoughts.
<Gackto> : )))))))))))))
<cirkit_> Gackto: True.
<cirkit_> Lmfao.
<cirkit_> I needz a job nigga!
<cirkit_> Yeah.
<cirkit_> THEY DESCRIMATED AGAINST CRACKY AND I JUST COULDN'T ALLOW THAT.
<cirkit_> Discriminated *
<cirkit_> NIGGERS!

<cirkit_> VI IS LIVE.
<cirkit_> VI IS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
<Gackto> Oh snap.
<Gackto> SEE YOU ARE BEING REWARDED
<Gackto> FOR DEFENDING OLIVIA'S HONOR
<cirkit_> YESSSSS.
<cirkit_> FUCK YES.
<cirkit_> THIS IS A MIRACLE.
<Rentun> Stalwart warrior of light
<lord_niax> lol

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hardcore

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I don't remember this image being like this.

It's starting to freak me out.



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82926 No.1   [Reply]

I want to offer petals at Her feet, to bathe Her in honey, to burn sweet oils unto Her



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Crackykun feat. Gackto AKA Jeff The Chef - Online Stalker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtAHX4bdBFw

Collaboration between Crackykun and myself.

Beat and production by Crackykun
( http://www.myspace.com/linaaadnb )

Lyrics and rapping by Gackto AKA Jeff The Chef

This song is about an online stalker's descent into madness.

I love the beats. Very aggressive. Perfect match for the lyrics.

MP3: http://sharebee.com/607360ae
LYRICS: http://crackyhouse.dnsdojo.org/lyrics/Online_Stalker.txt

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>New single now available in stores everywhere.
>> No.4  

kudos for creativity

>>1
But this photo...

Reminder to self: Never ever release another rare.

>> No.5  

>>4
Don't be like that.

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20 years after the fall of the Berlin Wall, few will be inclined to defend, with the Leninist zeal and emphasis of former days, the thesis of the necessity of subordinating art to ethical and communitarian ends. At best, perhaps, the position is still defensible in the attenuated and complicated Adornian form of the contention that art is the privileged form of society's self-condemnation. Were this and no more true, however, it would suffice as ground and legitimation for an intervention at this point, and an insistence that art must indeed answer, at some (however complicated and mediated) a level, to and for the moral well-being of the society in which it arises. And must also answer, moreover, to the often deliberately and wilfully obscured facts about this society.

Deliberately and wilfully obscured for generations now has been, for example, the undeniable vast diversity of the stalker community, in which a whole range of media of communication, and of fatal and non-fatal weaponry, are favored and cultivated which receive not even a passing mention in this latest offering from the evidently increasingly commercialized and populistically corrupted Jeff The Chef hit factory. Likewise conspicuous by its absence is even a nod of acknowledgement in the direction of the many achievements of members of the stalker community which extend beyond - and are, in the view of some, equally meritorious with - the abandonment of the poop-stained bodies of 15-year-old girls in deserted tracts of woodland. How many people know, for example, that Harold Zebedee Felsenhower Jr., Deputy Chairman of the US Inland Revenue Supervisory Board from 1947 to 1958, was two-thirds stalker on his father's side? Or that some 27 of the 56 signatories of the Declaration of Independence can be documentarily demonstrated to have spent, on average, some 28 hours a week explaining, by means of lengthy and often strikingly digressive notes thrown through their windows in the hours between 2 and 4 am, the more difficult passages in Thomas Paine's "Rights of Man" to female members of the 14-16 age-group (a figure equal to six times the time spent explaining the same text to male members of the 30-40 and 40-50 age-group COMBINED!)?

Time, perhaps, then to ask ourselves whether the joy which is surely and undeniably given to ALL of us by the verbal and imagistic brilliance and sheer rhythmical inventiveness of all that emerges from the kitchen of Jeff the Chef is not, for all that, a joy which goes unintentionally to perpetuate the culture of lies and oppression which continues to poison American society even in an era in which a man of visibly partially stalker heritage is bearer of the highest office in the land.

(This was a statement by the Public Relations Office of the National Association for the Advancement of Stalkers and Terrorizers of Youth (N.A.A.S.T.Y))

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awesome
the production part helps :)



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I am ready to be done with this. Would some one please tell her I would very much like to talk to her. I want to stop this all now, I am so close to having a normal life, her face echoing in the halls of my memory is the last bit of schwill in me.

Tell her I would like to break the glamour, and never think of her again.

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this sums up cracky and the stalkers

>> No.10  

You would only obsess more about her.

Did you notice how Corben behaves exactly like a crackyholic? Being in contact with her only makes things worse, despite her abusive character.

>> No.11  

Also, he deserves it...

>> No.12  

>>10
...I had some rant typed about how I deserve her shit, but no. I am curious about her, more then is likely healthy, but the batshit crazy losing it is over. I'm not alone anymore. I don't need to imagine a life with you all as my friends and her as my master. I have a life. It's boring and a pain in the ass at times, but I like it. I am a good soldier. I am loyal, dutifull, respectful, selfless, honorable, with integrity and personal courage. I am considered weird and nerdy, but still well liked by my peers. NCOs appreciate my bearing, work ethic, and exceptionally high standards. I don't have friends but I don't need them.
I would like to get to know Lia, but I don't NEED Cracky anymore, I have purpose and goals.
Shit is all right



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