Tad caused a media storm last December with a scathing denunciation of the supposedly unhygienic and ungroomed condition of the Great British girl. His article painted the picture of a scruffy, frumpy, UGG-boots-sweater-wearing slag — a slob who fell out of pubs, bra-less and pantless; her mini skirts riding up her ass and making an unedifying spectacle of herself. She would also be a former teenage saucy minx, who grew into a jelly-bellied sow verging on obesity.

A rundown of the British tabloid press shows a horrendous picture of the Great British woman. She's often been savaged as an unwashed, badly-garbed, curb-kneeling drunken slacker with chapped fingernails; whose unkempt head tips over the edge of a gutter, as she helplessly throws up yesterday's lunch down the pan, her body soaked in alcohol and urine—not always hers! Teenage girls are said to be roaring ladettes, who go out purposely for pulling or waiting to be pulled by strange boys or men, and they would out-booze or out-binge even an inveterate sailor.

They also claim unkindly and perharps unjustifiably that typically, she has the morality of a slut, the personality of a trucker and the looks of a pirate; complete with moustache and leg hairs. They were said to be energized, anarchic floozies and beer swigging hags, who constituted a moral hazard and gave the nation a bad name abroad; always living loose and large on holiday; whose hands could cradle a bottle as expertly as the other deftly swiped the plastic!

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