Death toll was only 4 today, must be a lousy economy.

3 if you don't count the fetus

The worst is the guy at Wal-Mart. He WORKED there and got trampled to death. shitsux.

British Girl Dies While Trying To Get iPod

19-year-old British national, Olivia xxxx, was killed during a trampling at a Best Buy store in New York.
Witnesses say the young British girl was attempting to get one of the iPods that were substantially marked down, as well as 'World Of Warcraft' items. "She was just overwhelmed. It was like a flood of bodies marching forward with no regard for her. She didn't stand a chance." one witness said.
Paramedics stated that Olivia's unusually tall stature, at 5'11", didn't help any, allowing more people to get on top of her and crush her. Best Buy was unavailable for comment.
A formal investigation is underway.

>>7
FREEDOM! Horrible, horrible freedom!